1. SEED OF CHUCKY (2004) Chucky and Tiffany's weird girl/boy Glen/Glenda teams up with his parents in search of a family and they impregnate actress Jennifer Tilly. 87 Mins. *.5/5 2 base pts. Total= 2pts.
2. DEEP BLUE SEA 2: The smart sharks are back this time with cute little baby sharks who are hungry. Fun but doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor or sequel. 93 Mins. ***.25/5 ATB 6 pts. Total =6 pts.
3. SHARK NIGHT: A bunch of college kids find themselves in trouble when they are attacked by a variety of sharks in a lake. More plot twists ensue. Fun but forgettable. 90 Mins. ***/5 ATB 6 pts. Total= 6 pts.
4. JAWS 3D: This time around the shark attacks Dennis Quaid and friends at Sea World. Goofy but fun. 99 Mins. ***/5 ATB 6 pts. Total= 6 pts.
5. CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) Stephen King classic about a group of kids who start worshipping an evil entity in the corn and kill all the town's adults. Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton star as a couple going cross country that ends up in crazy town. A little "corny" no pun intended but fun and disturbing. 92 Mins. ***.5/5 2 base pts. 1 bonus evil plant 1 bonus weather event Total= 4 pts.
6. HUBIE HALLOWEEN (NETFLIX) Adam Sandler stars in this really dumb and goofy but well intentioned horrorish comedy as the town joke who ends up becoming the hero of Halloween in Salem. People begin to disappear and there seems to be a werewolf on the loose. 102 Mins. ***/5 ATB Werewolf 6 pts. Total= 6 pts.
7. THE CAVE: A group of expert climbers/cave divers explore an uncharted cave and discover deadly creatures. It's the less good version of the descent mixed with the relic. 97 Mins. ***.5/5 2 base pts. 1 bonus animal attack 1 bonus attack in large numbers 1 bonus animal/human hybrid Total= 5 pts.
8. EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS: A town comes under attack by giant spiders. Silly, fun and a little creepy with awesome FX. 99 Mins. ****/5 2 base pts. 1 bonus animals attack 1 bonus large numbers 1 bonus radiation Total= 5 pts.
Subtotal: 40 pts.
TV:
A HAUNTING S3E2 THE ATTIC: I love this shop and the corny reenactments. It's still hella creepy. A young mother moves into a haunted house with her kid and they get terrorized. 44 Mins. ***.5/5 1 base pt. Total= 1 pt.
MONSTERLAND S1E1 Port Fourchon, Louisiana: This is my new favorite show. A young woman meets a shapeshifter that makes her question the choices she's made in her life. 53 Mins. *****/5 1 base pt. 1 pt. Shapeshifter Total= 2 pts.
MONSTERLAND S1E2 Eugene, Oregon: A young man with a sick mother joins a group of fanatics after seeing a strange shadow figure. 51 Mins. ****.5/5 1 base pt. Total= 1 pt.
MONSTERLAND S1E3 New Orleans, Louisiana: A woman discovers that her husband has been molesting children and a demon makes her face the music. 49 Mins. ****.5/5 1 base pt. Total: 1 pt.
MONSTERLAND S1E4 New York, New York: The CEO of an energy company experiences a sort of posession from mother earth after committing the horrible act. This is the first mediocre episode. 52 Mins. **.5/5 1 base pt. 1 pt. For bird attack. Total= 2 pts.
MONSTERLAND S1E5 Plainfield, Illinois: Two women in a toxic relationship grows more complicated when one of them becomes the undead. The first half drags a bit but it really picks up in the second and it comes together quite nicely. 52 Mins. ***.5/5 1 base pt. Total= 1 pt.
MONSTERLAND S1E6 Palacios, Texas: A man deformed by toxic chemicals from an oil spill discovers a mermaid and falls in live with her. It starts off strongly but doesn't live up to its potential. 43 Mins. 1 base pt. 1 bonus for animal attack Total= 2 pts.
MONSTERLAND S1E7 Iron River, Michigan: A young woman goes missing and years later her friend takes over her life. I'm not really sure what the point of this one is but it's marginally entertaining. 47 Mins. ***/5 1 base pt. Total= 1 pt.
MONSTERLAND S1E8 Newark, NJ: A couple grieve the loss of their child in different ways. Meanwhile what seem to be angles' fall from the sky. It's starts off slow but this is a return to the quality of the first 3. Great performances and wild and emotionally resonant finale. 54 Mins. 1 base pt. 1 bonus point animal attack. Total= 2 pts.
50 STATES OF FRIGHT S1
E1-3 The Golden Arm (Michigan): Directed by Sam Raimi and starring Travis Fimmel this rad story is about a young woman who looses her arm in a tragic accident and her husband makes her a gold one. 24 Mins. ****.5/5 1 1 bonus takes place in national park
E4-6 Ball of Twine (Kansas): Ming Na Wen and Karen Allen star in this twisted tale about a town with a giant ball of twine that likes to eat its visitors. 16 Mins. ***.5/5 1 bonus animal attack
E7-8 Scared Stiff (Oregon) James Ransome stars as a taxidermist who gets a baby sasquatch and than its mother comes looking for it. 13 Mins. ****/5
E9-11 Grey Cloud Island (Minnesota) Asa Butterfield stars in this story about some frat initiates whom find themselves in the middle of what seems to be a cult sacrifice. 25 Mins. ***.5/5
E12-14 Destino (Florida) A couple of cops find themselves in a cult house filled with posession and demons. 18 Mins. ***.5/5
96 Mins. ****/5
2 base pts. 4 bonus pts. Total= 6 Pts.
50 STATES OF FRIGHT S2
E1-3 Almost There, Iowa: Taissa Farminga gives the best performance of her career as a young woman who must face her demons, literally when she's called up on a job. 24 Mins.
E4-5 13 steps to hell: Rory Culkin stars in this tale of some kids who go to bury their pet and something much darker terrorizes them. 14 Mins. 1 bonus animals attack
E7-8 Red Rum, Colorado: Christina Ricvis is excellent as a hotel clerk in s haunted hotel that doesn't like nosey visitors. 21 Mins.
E9-10 Dogwood Azalea, Missouri: A couple who flips brings there daughter to a haunted one in which the ghost of the dead girl wants her to stay forever. Elizabeth Reaser stars. 14 Mins.
75 Mins. 1.5 base pts 2 bonus pts
Total= 3.5Pts.
Subtotal= 23.5 pts.
SPECIAL CHALLENGE:
THE BIRDS (1963): Alfred Hitchcock's nature strikes back classic is just as awesome as ever when killer birds invade Bodega Bay with badass final girl Tippi Hedren. 119 Mins. *****/5
AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981): John Landis helmed this brilliant, creative horror comedy with the most amazing practical effects. An American backpacking through Europe with his friend is attacked and infected by a giant werewolf. Hilarity and gory carnage ensue. 97 Mins. ****.25/5
Sub total= 15 pts.
SECRET FILM:
#5. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986): Space slugs land on earth on s college campus. Fun flick with gnarly practical FX. 86 Mins. ****.25/5 Total=10 pts.
Total= 88.5 pts.
